Tag: yinzburgh

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Yinzburgh Newz: Area Man Changes Name of Pittsburgh (Poetsburgh?)

We’re getting reports now from concerned citizens of Poetsburgh, Pennsylvania that they were never made aware of the city’s new name. Mayor Bill Pedoodie has yet to release an official statement on the matter, but sources close to the mayor...

/ 18 November 2018

Yinzburgh Newz: Local Man Establishes 9:30 pm Self-Curfew. Then This Happened.

A local Yinzburgher has shocked the “biggest small city in America” by establishing a curfew for himself of 9:30 pm. “Nothing good happens after 9:30,” said Frank Marcopolos, who recently moved to the Yinzburgh area. “I don’t know why anyone...

/ 9 November 2018