Amazingly (really?), a Yinzburgh resident has apparently (if it’s on the internet can’t we assume it’s true?) recorded and published to the internet something called an “audio poem.” You can listen to the thing via the following audio player:
Surprisingly, it isn’t completely terrible. We’ll have to see what CDB thinks of it before coming to a final conclusion, of course, but for now let’s just say it’s decentish.
This is Chippy Chipperino reporting. Back to you, Freddy.