Key Quotes from the Game and Post-Game:
Matt Gilliland: Jeff Riggenbach is the voice of my interior monologue.
Frank Marcopolos: I don’t have any kids, but each one of these stories should be considered a child of mine.
Mike Reid: Does ANYone live within 1,000 miles of me?
Jeff Riggenbach: I’m older than dirt.
Tracy Lawson: This vanilla vodka is medicinal.
Meg Gilliland: Uber failed me.
Mike Reid: Don’t worry, Tracy and I will shut you down.
Mike Reid: Frank, you should do all your readings with people shouting “Drink!” every time you read a color.
Tracy Lawson: Don’t do drinking/reading events if you write children’s books.
John Hunt: I think I recognize those shelves from an adult bookstore I once visited for research.
Mike Reid: I alternate voices for my interior monologue.
31:10…31:24 Awkward silence.
Frank Marcopolos: You know a man takes his drinking seriously when he has to go OFF CAMERA to get more.
Richard Masta: Jeff Riggenbach had to pull the right book from his shelves to open the wall where he keeps all his liquor.
Jeff Riggenbach: I’m pantsless.
Matt Gilliland: In over 40 Liberty.me LIVE events, you’ve never seen what pants I am or am not wearing.
Tracy Lawson: You just have to look good from the snappy scarf on up.
Tracy Lawson: 4 or 5 shots is the key to success. Apparently.
Jeff Riggenbach: The State of Texas has elected to protect me from smoking certain things. But drinking is almost always possible.
Frank Marcopolos: Jesus did turn water into wine. Allegedly.
Frank Marcopolos: Gin is the sneakiest of alcohols.
Jeff Riggenbach: Beer is definitely better, because you get modified more slowly.
Matt Gilliland: People tell me when I drink that I just get “More Matt.”
Mike Reid: Matt, it sounds like you’re just a really advanced butler.
Tracy Lawson: The Amazon Drones are actually “Skeet Shooting with Prizes.”
Frank Marcopolos: We had no idea this room was going to become an incubator for the next Generation of entrepreneurial ideas.
Mike Reid: We’re all gonna be rich!